January 16, 2006

5 rules to live by

1. Always ask any questions that are to be asked and never answer any

2. Turn everything you hear to your own advantage

3. Always carry a repair outfit

4. Take left turns as much as possible

5. Never apply your front brake first

From The Third Policeman

Posted by Jimmy at January 16, 2006 09:20 PM in miscellaneous

The last time I took a right turn I stepped in dogs-do. I’m bringing the book back.

Posted by: Alex Green at January 17, 2006 10:50 PM

What I did, when I was still cycling for fun, was to turn wherever the light was green (or not red). It got me nowhere really quickly.

Btw, the numbers are back.

Posted by: Karen at January 18, 2006 10:06 AM

The last time I applied front brakes first, I was holding an ice cream with my other hand. Not a good idea. You stand to lose both your head and your ice cream.

Posted by: Toad at January 19, 2006 01:27 PM
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