Something is the new something

Originally posted by Ben at Magnetbox. But I can’t resist changing it a little, with my, embarrassingly enough, newly discovered strikethrough tag.

Clarendon is the new Helvetica
The location field is the new command line
Fake is the new real
Orange is the new black pink
Quiet is the new loud
Red is the new blonde
Blacker is the new black
Iraq is the new Vietnam
Movie piracy is the new plague
Fat Pregnant is the new thin
Wide is the new black waif
Fat is the new tobacco
MFA is the new MBA
Small is the new big
Being uncool Craft is the new cool
Gay marriage is the new abortion
30 is the new teenage
Butt crack is the new cleavage

Of course, everything is the new black.
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