What is it

It’s not as though I’m unaccustomed
To the aphrodisiacal properties
of every possible flavor of drug abuse

but

what is it about certain women
that makes them impossible to leave
the moment a single shot of whisky
is consumed?

— Taken from Jonathan Penton’s latest chap book, Last Chap, available from Vergin Press.

See also The Worst Nightmares and Pining for Pineapple.