February 12, 2004


These are two very old links. I’m terrified that this cute little article will go the way of the bumperstickers, so I’m sticking it here.

It starts so innocently. One day you’re mildly interested in the difference between display and text typefaces.
[display faces are used in signage, headlines, logos, etc; text faces appear in books, newspaper and magazine articles, web sites and so on]

Soon you can distinguish between teardrop and beak terminals.
[terminals are the ends of certain letter downstrokes, e.g., the lower case j. Teardrop terminals are, um, teardrop-shaped. Beak terminals are sharp and angular]

Suddenly you’re annoying everyone in the movie theater by yelling out the names of all the fonts used in the credits. What’s so scary is that you never saw it coming. You, my friend, are a type freak.

How do you know when you’re at risk? Read the following warning signs. Do any of them apply to you?

1. It takes you more than 10 minutes to scroll through the type choices on your computer.

2. You know your bastarda from your rotunda.
[Bastarda, rotunda, fraktur and textura are all types of blackletter (Old English, or medieval-looking) alphabets.]

3. You make big-ticket purchases based solely on whether you like the font used in the packaging.

4. You can spend a romantic evening with a set of rubdown letters.
[Letraset sold them in sheets - you placed the sheet over your design, rubbed the letters off with a pencil.]

5. You inspect graffiti tags for incorrect tracking.
[Tracking: the space between individual letters in a word. Certain page layout applications, like PageMaker, allow you to adjust tracking on words or blocks of text.]

6. You lobby Congress to include diacritics in the English language, because then you could use more characters in your type alphabets.
[Diacritics: Accents used to indicate pronunciation - common in European languages other than English. E.g., umlaut, tilde, circumflex accents.]

7. You know what “incunabula” means.
[Incunabula: Latin for “From the Cradle” - refers to any book printed before 1501.]

8. To you, supermodels aren’t skinny; they’re just condensed.
[Condensed text is close together and usually skinny (stretched vertically rather than horizontally).]

9. You can recite all ISO and Unicode characters before the match burns out between your fingers.
[ISO and Unicode include all mathematical symbols and international accents.]

10. You can distinguish between an ogonek and a cedilla.
[Ogoneks and cedillas are little “tails” that are attached to certain consonants in French, Polish and other languages.]

11. When you have insomnia, instead of sheep, you count quick red foxes jumping over lazy dogs.

12. You letterspace your alphabet soup.
[Letterspacing refers to the space between individual letters. See tracking explanation in No. 5, above.]

13. You “get” the bumper stickers.
[Unfortunately, there is no known cure.]

Posted by Karen at February 12, 2004 06:14 PM in typography

i’m liking this blog very much - loving the great links all round! i’ll be hanging around for awhile!

Posted by: b at February 13, 2004 08:05 AM

Karen, please don’t fear the disappearance of any of the EyeWire editorial content. If Agfa ever gets off their bloated, font-covered ass and decides to actually do their customers a service by finally burying what’s left of the EyeWire site, I will post my entire archive of tips, tricks, articles, and miscellanea that I helped build while I was at EyeWire. Really, I will.

Posted by: Grant Hutchinson at February 18, 2004 12:51 AM

Did you do the bumperstickers as well? I’m really missing those. It’s just a series of broken images now.

Posted by: Karen at February 18, 2004 09:49 AM